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[dr-atheist.livejournal.com]

Please can you attach the below file onto CD for the ***client name**** Annual Return, please can this be the first file on the CD.
I have just e-mailed a media request form in relation to the other files.
*headdesk*

Silly Call Routers....

[tat2ddeviant.livejournal.com]

Figured you guys would appreciate this...

Happy Tuesday...

All names changed to protect the innocent..
This one caused a Double Take and a "What the fuck..?"... screen Grab right from Support Centers Call Queue

( Smack Vending Goodness )

X-posted to my journal

Dose of laughter for the day:

[jecook]

Courtesy of El Reg:

Adware maker 180solutions has embarked on an image makeover with a campaign to notify users that its software is installed on their systems and tips on removing its software. On Tuesday, 180solutions said it had begun "re-notifying its 20m users in a stepped-up effort to educate consumers and ensure each of its customers has received proper disclosure and given informed consent".

According to 180solutions, the re-notification programme is part of a wider effort to make sure "rogue distributors" can no longer illicitly install its software on PCs. These efforts including enhancements to its 180search Assistant and Zango applications as well severing ties with "more than 400 websites that have breached the company's strict code of conduct."
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180solutions is under pressure to clean up its act on several fronts such as threat of litigation, financial pressure from investors and blacklisting by anti-spyware firms. Anti-spyware consortium Coast collapsed in April weeks after its decision to admit 180solutions, which describes itself as a provider of search marketing solutions, to its ranks. CA (here) and other vendors such as McAfee (here) describe 180solutions' software as adware. 180solutions said that the adware accusation, which it contests, is in any case outdated. ®


My take after reading this? BWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!

::THUD!!::

::Gets up off of floor::

It's still going to be on my permanent list of "nuke on site" chunks of spyware.

Vent ahead.

[jecook]

Folks;

When you call me on my desk phone and get my voice mail;

DON'T LEAVE A VOICE MAIL AND THEN IMMEDIATELY CALL MY CELL PHONE, DAMMIT!!!!!!


Je-sus Horatio Christus!

I _KNEW_ it was a bad idea to give out that damn number to the great unwashed masses....

::looks for rail gun, finds it, and looks for the bastard who decided to publish my work cell phone number in the company directory::

No, dear caller...

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

No, dear caller, I am not stupid. You are merely attempting (and badly, at that) to use a Brand New Feature one of our project managers decided to unleash upon the network last Wednesday, and for which we have been given scant documentation. You may be surprised to know that you are the Very. First. Caller. for this feature, and none of us here will be able to support you at our usual lightspeed pace until we get familiar with what is likely to break, and manage to corner the project manager in a dark alley to extract his inside... knowledge.

In short, the fact that you cannot communicate your problem coherently is not my fault. The fact that you think you know technojargon when you don't is also not my fault. You cannot speak to anyone else, for the very FEW people who have had more training than me on this issue do not want to talk to you.

I do not care that you think you are important.
I do not care that you think the communications problem is on my end of the line.
No, I will not be transferring you to anyone else. They hate you already.

And finally, hanging up was not a good idea. I have already IM'ed the entire desk with your name, telling them to put you back through to me if you call back.

You're MINE.

headdesk

[mjkauffman.livejournal.com]

( Completely disappeared. You keep using that term. I do not think it means what you think it means. )

meep!

[celyste.livejournal.com]

( cut for mildly bad language )