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Jun. 11th, 2004 10:16 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
fun calls this morning. the following is not verbatim, but pretty much sums it up:
Customer: I deleted my messages, get them back for me.
tech: you deleted them, they are gone
Customer: give me a free month because I deleted my messages
tech: no
Customer: Let me speak to your manager
Transfered to me.
Customer: I deleted my messages, get them back for me.
me: you deleted them, they are gone
Customer: give me a free month because I deleted my messages
me: no
Customer: Let me speak to your manager
me: no
Customer: Someone signs your paychecks
me: they pay me to make these decisions, there is noone else to speak to
Customer: Damn you! go to hell, your fucking technology sucks, etc, etc ad nauseum
me: its not that we don't want to help, but they are gone, I apologize for any inconvenience, but YOU clicked the DELETE button.
Customer: *click*
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Customer managed to reach our Network Operations Center...
Customer: < Sob > I deleted my messages, get them back for me. < /Sob>
NOC: I will look into it.
NOC: You deleted your messages, they are gone.
Customer: I deleted my messages, get them back for me.
tech: you deleted them, they are gone
Customer: give me a free month because I deleted my messages
tech: no
Customer: Let me speak to your manager
Transfered to me.
Customer: I deleted my messages, get them back for me.
me: you deleted them, they are gone
Customer: give me a free month because I deleted my messages
me: no
Customer: Let me speak to your manager
me: no
Customer: Someone signs your paychecks
me: they pay me to make these decisions, there is noone else to speak to
Customer: Damn you! go to hell, your fucking technology sucks, etc, etc ad nauseum
me: its not that we don't want to help, but they are gone, I apologize for any inconvenience, but YOU clicked the DELETE button.
Customer: *click*
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Customer managed to reach our Network Operations Center...
Customer: < Sob > I deleted my messages, get them back for me. < /Sob>
NOC: I will look into it.
NOC: You deleted your messages, they are gone.