Jun. 9th, 2004

Dumbass

Jun. 9th, 2004 05:07 am
[identity profile] k8mnstr.livejournal.com
I just had a customer call me and let me know that they are having a problem with their incoming SMTP server. I asked the customer if their problem was with sending e-mail or receiving e-mail, they repeated the term "incoming SMTP" server. I tried to explain that there is no such thing as an incoming SMTP server because SMTP is used for OUTGOING e-mail. They said that I didn't know what I was talking about.

Have fun getting your Incoming SMTP mail server fixed. Dumbass.
[identity profile] k8mnstr.livejournal.com
BellSouth should NOT be allowed to sell internet access to people with a southern accent. Moreover, people with a southern accent and resonating amount of stupidity should not legally be able to own a machine with more than two transistors.

This lady, and I use the term rather loosely calls me up because the phone system said something that remotely sounded like webpages and so she pushed the button. Her problem - pogo.com was returning an error, the lady who she wanted to play a game with e-mailed her and wanted to chat so she sent her a link to download MSN messenger. This put the customer into sensory overload. Men and Women who cannot engage in common sense and basic learning and thought processes should be sterilized and any offspring should be shot in the head. It's time to whip out the Chainsaw of Natural Selection +3 and take that shit to the streets.

After I hear Bill-Jo Dot Ann Bella Smith rant on about pogo.com for a good 5 minutes I let her know that this department doesn't support anything she has just been ranting about, I then let her know that the only other department that would speak with her (Dial-Up Support) doesn't support anything she has been ranting about. I then sent her to howstuffworks.com and told her to type in internet in the box. I then hung-up on her. If I thought I could get away with it, I would kill every stupid person I came in contact with and their children. The world is overpopulated with the Wrong kind of people, let's thin out the herd some.

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