Meanwhile, in Russia...

[mix-hyenataur.livejournal.com]

New one

[kait-the-great.livejournal.com]

I have a new entry into my hall of fame.

User: "My keyboard isn't working."
Me: "... your font colour is set to White. I don't know how that would have happened by accident."
User: "That's weird, because I'm only using white in this other part of the document, not this page."

Rocket away....

[emt-hawk.livejournal.com]

When your IT guy says "Don't do it", he means it. When you make him tell you not to do something 3 times, you have to expect him to do something about it.

When you piss him off, you get a copy of the "Acceptable Use Guidelines" with a cc of the message sent to your boss.

--Hawk

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[sgt-easton.livejournal.com]

"I plugged it into my charger, walked away, and then I heard it explode."
At least he's trying ... a little bit ... with his story.

I really felt like saying "Look, I understand that this is the biggest piece of shit phone made in the past few years, but I know they don't spontaneously explode."