New one

[kait-the-great.livejournal.com]

I have a new entry into my hall of fame.

User: "My keyboard isn't working."
Me: "... your font colour is set to White. I don't know how that would have happened by accident."
User: "That's weird, because I'm only using white in this other part of the document, not this page."

Comments

[margaretc.livejournal.com]

oh, nice!

[lunatic59.livejournal.com]

Perhaps the user has the Ku Klux Keyboard ... y'know, whites only.

[jokergirl.livejournal.com]

A thousand braincells just cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

...yes, I can feel my intelligence drop just reading this.

>.<;