2010-06-02

New one

I have a new entry into my hall of fame.

User: "My keyboard isn't working."
Me: "... your font colour is set to White. I don't know how that would have happened by accident."
User: "That's weird, because I'm only using white in this other part of the document, not this page."

Rocket away....

When your IT guy says "Don't do it", he means it. When you make him tell you not to do something 3 times, you have to expect him to do something about it.

When you piss him off, you get a copy of the "Acceptable Use Guidelines" with a cc of the message sent to your boss.

--Hawk

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"I plugged it into my charger, walked away, and then I heard it explode."
At least he's trying ... a little bit ... with his story.

I really felt like saying "Look, I understand that this is the biggest piece of shit phone made in the past few years, but I know they don't spontaneously explode."

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