darkrose.livejournal.comLook dude, I know it's hard to fathom that NOBODY in an American company would speak Dutch. Not a damn one of us fat, lazy Americans would bring ourselves to stoop to such a low level as to learn a language that abuses the use of vowels with such reckless abandon. Hell, most of us can't even speak English and you want us to speak Dutch to you?
You wanted a Dutch version of the software. So our developers wrote language strings and let you translate them into your native tongue for inclusion in the software. Fine. Good. Dandy..but then you proceed to barrage ME (not us as a company, ME) with questions to the point that I ended up having to expense a copy of Vista/Dutch so I could emulate YOUR environment, muddle my way through your language's abusive use of vowels (really, dooees yoouur laanguuaagee neeeed too doouublee aall vooweels iin aa woord soo muuch?) at the expense of a massive migraine so I could reproduce the issue that is caused by you being a complete dumbass. Yes, that's right, I found nothing similar to your problems and suggested this is possibly a problem with [Microsoft application].
And that was the wrong thing to say to you, wasn't it Dutchie..because now you're getting all irate on me (yet all I can do is read your e-mail in a Goldmember accent and add off comments about your tragic smelting accident), as I try to explain to you that our "fabricated environment" as you put it is the best we can do, and as a partner, perhaps YOU should be doing the troubleshooting on the version we built just for you! No, see, that would kill your buzz, wouldn't it. You aren't a partner with us, you are an end user mooching off high level support so you don't have to talk to the minions or wait in the support queue. Instead, you get escalated to me in between dealing with a crushing load of RSS feed spam brought on by our dumbass developers who decided that 1 second intervals for checking our news feed that is updated maybe 2x a month is a great idea! (I don't blame them for being stupid, they're also not Americans, but they are from a country opposite of you, Dutchie. In fact, I'm pretty sure they sold all their vowels out of their words to you during the War or something, because most of their words lack so many vowels (being Eastern European and all).
Anyway, I just thought I'd let you know that your partnership is currently being reviewed by our business development committee (oops! I'm on that, too!) and it looks like we're going to be taking our Dutch business a different direction--that being one without your crap company. So you can take yourself and your web page that looks like it was designed by the Geocities web page designer--in 1995--by a 12 year old girl and STFU & GTFO.
Oh, and if "It isn't my daily job to spam your ticketbox because i havent anything else to do.", then WHY THE HELL DO YOU DO IT RATHER THAN TROUBLESHOOTING THE SOFTWARE YOURSELF?
Regards,
~Darkrose
Slayer of Dutch Weirdos
(Isn't that vierd?)
/yes, this is snark. I love Dutch speakers. Just not this idiot.