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techrecoveryWe had a massive outage this morning. As a result we were tossing haiku responses around the desk....
The server is down
Estimate, we do not have
Go do something else
The server is down
Estimate, we do not have
Go do something else
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Date: 2008-09-22 03:40 pm (UTC)--
"Memento Mori Ergo Carpe Diem"
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Date: 2008-09-22 04:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-22 05:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-22 05:41 pm (UTC)Find yourself new work to do
Or go play outside
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Date: 2008-09-22 09:35 pm (UTC)put 1 sec pause in feed checks
server load's 90.
I fixed the problem
Feed TTL is sixty*
Eat it, software devs.
*<ttl>[time in minutes]</ttl> in a feed will cause feed clients to check every [time in minutes]. I learned something today (I don't do web dev stuff. I just make the servers go and keep going).