English, motherfscker, can you type it!?

[laptop-mechanic.livejournal.com]

To my coworkers:

I know you can all speak English. I know you can all read it as well. What you apparently cannot do is write it. I cannot edit case notes YOU put in, so please sanity check your work. If you do not, I will be compelled to shoot you smartly between the eyes with something very large caliber.

--laptop_mechanic 

Comments

[agmlego.livejournal.com]

Deck cannon?

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"Memento Mori Ergo Carpe Diem"

[jecook]

12 pounder. At least.

[laptop-mechanic.livejournal.com]

I was going to go with a strafing run with 4 30mm ADENs, myself....

But a 12 pounder will work.

[jecook]

That works, too.

[gholam.livejournal.com]

The Vautour gun pack? Definitely a good idea.

[agmlego.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Grapeshot or solid?

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"Memento Mori Ergo Carpe Diem"

[laptop-mechanic.livejournal.com]

A whiff of grapeshot. I like it!

[jecook]

Squirrels. and/or undead monkies. :)

[featheredfrog.livejournal.com]

Naah. 20 Pound Parrott Rifle:

[sunburn.livejournal.com]

Pfft. 32 pound carranade. Not at all accurate, so fire point-blank.

[xforge.livejournal.com]

75 caliber recoilless pistol? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stainless_Steel_Rat)

[wolfhound668.livejournal.com]

Ma Duce. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M2_Browning_machine_gun)

[jecook]

Personally, I'd prefer a GAU/8 Avenger, except that's probably overkill in that case...

[laptop-mechanic.livejournal.com]

Well, A-10s arent that easy to come by, you know. Besides, I like my flying death to be a little more vintage...

[jon787.livejournal.com]

Atomic Annie

[canray.livejournal.com]

Davy Crockett (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_(nuclear_device)).

[canray.livejournal.com]

"WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF, DO THEY TYPE ENGLISH IN WHAT???"

[ptstech.livejournal.com]

I vote for flaming anvils.