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[toxico.livejournal.com]

Dear Dell,

While I understand that Bring Your Son/Daughter/Alien Chestburster/Pet Marmoset/Newly-Formed Peptide Chain to Work Day is good for the morale of some, plesae refrain from letting your employees' tagalongs practice creating Warhol forgeries with a Bic (edit: A FUCKING PEN) on the packaging.

It is our firm belief that, while this activity promotes creativity and motor skill development, it does not exactly instill in your customers a high standard of quality control.


Thanks a heap,
toxico

Comments

[jecook]

... Nice.

[jrho.livejournal.com]

That actually look about my skill level when it comes to art. I wouldn't rule out the artist being a tech, unfortunately.

[meijhen.livejournal.com]

LOL, I was about to say the same thing!

[wxgeek.livejournal.com]

I read that four times, looking for lighter burns on the packaging, until I went "OH! Pen marks."

[amynnah.livejournal.com]

You left out Sproglet/Spore... ;)

Light them on fire and feed them to the wolves. :)

[kallell.livejournal.com]

or a few CF ones, like crotch dropping

[alliemunkee.livejournal.com]

I like "crotchling".

markings

[miertam.livejournal.com]

We get tons of machines that have been marked on at work. what we use is a product called Goo Gone Painter's Pall (http://buyitnow64.stores.yahoo.net/googopppapal.html). This stuff is great spray it on let it set for a few minutes wipe it off presto clean machine.

[jokergirl.livejournal.com]

I think that's more of a Jackson Pollock than an Andy Warhol, myself.

;)

[i-m-pk.livejournal.com]

*LMFAO*