More crazies by popular demand...

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

Here's one I had on Monday... There has been no shortage of them. I really like it when people share their opinions on how we should do business...

Really, PLEASE, drop any pride and for the good of humanity please damnit, combine your stuff into one program and save us all hell on earth. It may not be able to get whatever the hell was messing up my comp but surely having five anti-trojan programs and an antivirus one on at the same time along with all this other stuff I'm using will make things much better for people.

If you still want to make money then how about this, you combine your programs but all join a certain company among you? If that doesn't work how about you combine and sell the data necessary to find certain trojans? So whoever finds some way to find a new rootkit or whatever or a better way can offer a price for the update or multiple updates at once.

Why force people to use five programs, it's not efficient and can make your computer crash.

Maybe you can defeat webroot and avg if you all get together.

Yeah, that's it. Pride gets in the way. We force you to use multiple anti-malware programs! Man, they hit the nail on the head.  I see the light!  Thank you random, frustrated $Luser, I'll forward this to the CEO.

monday ... on wednesday.

[momentarygenius.livejournal.com]

I don't know how many of you use or have heard of the blasphemy that is Cisco IPTV ... but it is the current bane of my existance.

This was in the mailbox of all employees of our company in the United States this morning.

"The Q2 All-employee Briefing with $OurCEO is Today
All employees are invited to attend the Q2 All-employee Briefing today, November 28, at 10:00 a.m. in the World Headquarters Auditorium or through IPTV or videoconference"


Ok. So for the last 2 or 3 months, we've been sending reminders that it's coming up and to check that your IPTV is working and that you're at a location that is broadcasting it and that you aren't on VPN (yeah. if you want to see this you have to get out of your jammies and get your lazy ass to an office).

But of course, 9:55 am - huge spike in call volume. Thanks for reading those notices, jerks. I hate you all.

From the lackeys (again)

[darkrose.livejournal.com]

One of the phone monkeys sent me this.. *shrug*

I have a 'paid' version of $OLD_UNSSPORTED_PRODUCT ( build ver . $VERSION )
To me, anyway, the ' built-in dictionary ' (of English U.S. , ONLY ) , well, this really sucks !
Are you taking America's side.......that THEY are the ONLY ones who speak 'perfect English' ?
I am Australian, an I am constantly being offended by this American 'attitude'.....that they alone are the best in the world....at everything .....that nobody is allowed to prosper 'without' their 'say-so'.
So, my 'request/enquiry' is this ..........
" Why is there NO 'alternative' dictionaries, included into your $OLD_UNSUPPORTED_PRODUCT !?! "
To cater for those of us who DO NOT 'speak' the 'Americanised' version of English..............and, please,include the DICTIONARIES equally 'required'....for ALL other LANGUAGES !?!
I would be not be 'displeased' , with this 'paid' product, otherwise, as it does everything else very nicely, for what I want of a $PROGRAM_GENRE program !

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( My suggested response )

"That looks pretty good... coming out of the back of his neck there..."

[toxico.livejournal.com]

My employer, a property management firm, is considering implementing a remote management solution called BOMGAR. When I was told this, ( this is the first thing that sprang to mind: )

Sorry, I've had a lot of caffeine. Still, check out all his majesty...

(x-posted to my lj)