"That looks pretty good... coming out of the back of his neck there..."

[toxico.livejournal.com]

My employer, a property management firm, is considering implementing a remote management solution called BOMGAR. When I was told this, this is the first thing that sprang to mind:



BOMGAAAAAR!! BOMGAAAAAARRRR!!!
BOMGAR WAS A LAN!
I mean... he was a... REMOTE ACCESS LAN!
Or, maybe he was just REMOTE ACCESS!
But he was still BOMGAAAAARRR!!!!

REMONINATING THE PROPERTIES
REMOTINATING THE PCS!
Remotinating all the lusers with SSL TUNNELIIIIIING!
SSL TUNELLIIIING!!!

And the Bomgar connects in the NIIIIIGHT!

Sorry, I've had a lot of caffeine. Still, check out all his majesty...

(x-posted to my lj)

Comments

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

I can tell I've had too much caffeine (and not enough sleep) too, because damn, that's hilarious.

[momentarygenius.livejournal.com]

i really just shot mountain dew out of my nose. amazing.

[cirobi.livejournal.com]

i'm not sure if i'm just tired or what but that was friggin awesome. if you don't mind, i'm going to show this to some of my geeky cohorts. this was the laugh i needed today. =D

[alstaria.livejournal.com]

so. much. win.

The illustration is the best part :)

[metao.livejournal.com]

It was the SSL tunneling that did it for me!

[orchidaceous.livejournal.com]

Second. As well as the 'And the Bromgar connects in the NIIIIIIIGHT!'

Awesome.

[orchidaceous.livejournal.com]

er, Bomgar. Hurr hurr.

[torkell]

Teh Win!

[cumaeansibyl.livejournal.com]

I said consummate ports! CONSUMMATE!!!

[spooforbrains.livejournal.com]

Guy wouldn't know encryption if it came up and bit him in the ear
(that happened once!)

[gevauden.livejournal.com]

That's bloody brilliant!

[snoopyh42.livejournal.com]

Alright, you're cut off. :)

Honestly, effing brilliant.

[honig.livejournal.com]

OMG That rocks! Well Done!

[repura.livejournal.com]

Man, this made lol
Thanks :)

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

awesome :)

[ptstech.livejournal.com]

NO MORE CAFFEINE FOR YOU!!!!

Seriously, I'm in tears and my underarms are cramping, I'm laughing so hard. Hope I didn't misspell anything, 'cause I can't see through the tears...

[snyperwolf.livejournal.com]

Holy crap. You win the internets, good sir.

[sami-rdwd.livejournal.com]

That's just.. wow. Made my morning a lot more amusing and I shall now go off to class with that tune in my head. =)

Can I use this?

[jwpbrock.livejournal.com]

I work there and LOVE this. Can we use this if we link to your post?

Re: Can I use this?

[toxico.livejournal.com]

Sorry, been on vacation...

By all means, go right ahead. By the way, my bosses are flaky as all get-out so we never ended up trying the product. :-/