gythiawulfie.livejournal.comSome upper level muckity mucks told a co-worker that she was going to need the ability to VPN to her computer here at work, from wherever, so she could access certain programs etc.
No problem, basically.
She did the right thing, she called the help desk and asked them to create a ticket for it.
They said no, she just needs to talk to me to set it up. I can do it.
Um... no... I... can't.
I don't have that level of authorization, AND IT SAYS SO ON MY ACCOUNTS PAGE...
So, she came to me and told me what they said.
I said, not sure how to do a VPN, or set it up with all our extra firewalls and whatever that could make it not work. I was told that generally, no one is allowed to have one. (which is true, standard University Policy, however some people in certain positions, like hers, are exceptions made. This came from REALLY high up)
So, I call the help desk.
This was so hilarious that, well, the convo went something like this.
H - Helpdesk
O - Me
H: Helpdesk this is ______________ how can I help you?
O: Hi ___ this is O, the tech up here at workplace, an employee of mine and called you to get authorization to have a VPN set up for her computer, I am not able to do that, who do I need to talk to to get it done.
H: Oh, yeah we told her to talk to O, why don't you have her get on the phone with us.
O: This IS O (didn't I say who I was in my introduction?)
H: Silence
pause
H:Oh, sorry, you should be able to do that no problem
O: Um, no. A) not my field B) I don't have the Authority or Overrides to Create One, and C)I've never done one, nor do I have a manual telling me how. (Did I not mention this in the opening statement to you?)
H: Well, who is the tech up there?
pause as I try not to go batshit (I know I am a wierd mish mosh of tech levels depending on said subject matter, but seriously, did I just SAY I WAS the TEHC?)
O: I am the tech, but Networking/Granting Permissions on that level is not in my specs, ask me anything about print servers, print demands, graphics etc, basic program support, color profiles, I am your go to, this however, is beyond assigning IP addresses and adding them to the AD, applying Ghost Images and adding staff to computers/create accounts. That is ALL I am authorized to do.
H: Well is there another tech.
O: No, I am the only one here.
H: Please hold
pause for about 5 mintues
H: _______ from the college of E will call you.
O: Thanks.
My friend (and I do consider him a friend) from the college of Ed called about 30 minutes later. I confirmed that I am not allowed to do a VPN personally. Yep, he confirmed it. Not even HE can authorize it. It'll be another week or so, because well... it needs about 6 signatures, from equally high muckity mucks.