serena-snape.livejournal.comHi all,
I found this group via Mock the stupid, and couldn't resist adding my wonderful treasures from my job, which is Tech support for DirecTV. while i'm bombarded by idiots all day, most are nice and for the most part, their ignorance is....permissable.
However, this treasure occured yesterday and i couldn't resist passing it along.
The problem, was that the customer was getting a 'blurry black and white screen' troubleshooting was winding down, and it sounded like a problem with the cables. the last step, was moving the Receiver to a working location. i explained, very clearly: Unscrew the satellite in, the out to tv and unplug the power cable and bring it with you. very clearly i stated, bring the receiver, and the power cable. thats it.
very simple.
the following occured after he brought the receiver to a different room.
Me: Okay. So just move all the cables up from the other box. sat in goes into sat in, the cable from out to tv goes into the jack that says out to tv, and just plug in the power cable.
Him:do i use the power cable from the other box?
Me: you didn't bring the power cable with you?
Him: no, why would i? I brought the remote!