Ow, my brain.

[tadiera.livejournal.com]

Just had a customer unable to get online and his state was as follows:

"I open it and then all the b's (bees?) appear and it kicks me out."

No, I couldn't make it any clearer than that.
In fact, it got even more surreal.

I almost cried with relief when he went "I want to find something. If I find it, I'll call back. Bye."

Comments

[arkady.livejournal.com]

It's a full moon tonight. Evidently the loonies are starting to act up early....

[cirobi.livejournal.com]

they're practicing for the real fun later... call it a warm-up round... -_-

[ex-deliveryboy.livejournal.com]

"Sir, please don't plug your keyboard into a swarm. It really won't work"

[wibbble]

Maybe they're COVERED IN BEEEEEES?

[wherdafux-d-cat.livejournal.com]

Maybe instead of 'all the b's' he said 'olive trees'.....

Or not. :)

[jcaswell.livejournal.com]

"I open it and then all the b's (bees?) appear and it kicks me out."

That reminds me of the day I went out and left a screwdriver on my keyboard. Not a problem, only I was logged on to IRC, and all day I was spamming the channel with "bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb". They couldn't even ban me - I was the channel owner. Whoops!

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

"You don't have access to that hive."

[azurelunatic]

Win.