reason 398,477,699 why I hate Windows

[goose-entity.livejournal.com]

*press power button*
*twiddle thumbs*
*type type password login yay*

Hi! I am Windows XP!
Oh! You have inserted new hardware! It's a 3com 905-TX PCI NIC!
...
What is this hardware you have inserted in me? I have no clue what it could be!

....***grarrrr***

*typetype*
*3c905-tx you braindead POS*

Nope! Not one of those! Insert cookie to continue.

...***GRARRRR***
*3C905-TX OR ELSE YOU POS!!!*

Duh! Nope, sorry, not getting you! That is NOT a 3c905-TX!

***FEELING THE HATE***
*downloads 3c905-bloody-T-sodyou-X driver from 3com and BURNS IT TO A DAMNED CD*
*inserts CD in a way that would warrant use of Vaseline*

... ohhh, *THAT* 3c905-TX! Why didn't you SAY SO!!!


****HULK SMASH****