reason 398,477,699 why I hate Windows
Dec. 14th, 2006 02:35 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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techrecovery*press power button*
*twiddle thumbs*
*type type password login yay*
Hi! I am Windows XP!
Oh! You have inserted new hardware! It's a 3com 905-TX PCI NIC!
...
What is this hardware you have inserted in me? I have no clue what it could be!
....***grarrrr***
*typetype*
*3c905-tx you braindead POS*
Nope! Not one of those! Insert cookie to continue.
...***GRARRRR***
*3C905-TX OR ELSE YOU POS!!!*
Duh! Nope, sorry, not getting you! That is NOT a 3c905-TX!
***FEELING THE HATE***
*downloads 3c905-bloody-T-sodyou-X driver from 3com and BURNS IT TO A DAMNED CD*
*inserts CD in a way that would warrant use of Vaseline*
... ohhh, *THAT* 3c905-TX! Why didn't you SAY SO!!!
****HULK SMASH****
*twiddle thumbs*
*type type password login yay*
Hi! I am Windows XP!
Oh! You have inserted new hardware! It's a 3com 905-TX PCI NIC!
...
What is this hardware you have inserted in me? I have no clue what it could be!
....***grarrrr***
*typetype*
*3c905-tx you braindead POS*
Nope! Not one of those! Insert cookie to continue.
...***GRARRRR***
*3C905-TX OR ELSE YOU POS!!!*
Duh! Nope, sorry, not getting you! That is NOT a 3c905-TX!
***FEELING THE HATE***
*downloads 3c905-bloody-T-sodyou-X driver from 3com and BURNS IT TO A DAMNED CD*
*inserts CD in a way that would warrant use of Vaseline*
... ohhh, *THAT* 3c905-TX! Why didn't you SAY SO!!!
****HULK SMASH****
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