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[taleya.livejournal.com]

Dear Customer,

If you persist in sending me fucking emails in ALL CAPS with NO PUNCTUATION, I will not only can your account, I will come to your fucking house and shit on your cat

Regards

Technical Support

Some People are unbelievable

[kalidor.livejournal.com]

I was at a client's site today trying to help them with one of their programs that pulls data down from an information services provider. Except, lately, it times out FREQUENTLY. So we call their "support" department. As for the program, a quick description, basically it sends their server a file with a bunch of queries, and then they sends the results back. It times out waiting for the results.

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People make me giggle or Why you shouldn't let relatives near your system

[polarbee.livejournal.com]

Me: Hi *store* service, this is Me, how can I help you?
Lady: Hi, you had my computer in a few weeks ago and rebuilt the operating system.
Me: Okay, what seems to be the problem?
Lady: Well, I installed my printer which worked fine before you people had my computer, but whenever I try to print anything, it shows Out Of Paper and I keep feeding in the paper but it doesn't work.  It worked fine before you people had my computer.
Me: Well...
Lady: I decided to let my son look at it when he visited, because you young people know everything about computers and he took a look at it and said (tone turns accusing) that you removed my printer port and that's why it's not working.
Me: Alright, please hold.

I then proceeded to giggle insanely for a minute.  Lady, you so funny.