EPIPHANY!!!!!
Aug. 31st, 2004 02:50 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!
*positively giddy*
i just thought... of the most... kick ass... idea....
here is the plan... let's start up a site... or a company... or hell just hand out phone numbers on the web...
rule is, to the average newb customer having problems with their computer....
THAT's RIGHT!!!
THE HIGHLY SKILLED technicians at valis enterprises TOTALLY FREE TECH SUPPORT will GLADLY help you with WHATEVER problems you may have, ABSOLUTELY FREE OF ANY AND ALL CHARGES!!
hell, let's get a 1800 number!!!!
now... as you know... no one really gets anything for free... so yes... there is ONE itty bitty widdle catch:
Our highly skilled technical staff has complete carte blanche when talking with you and helping you with your problem. they are free to say exactly what they think of the problem, it's source, and it's solution.
think you can handle that?
messed up your computer? can't get your email? WE CAN HELP YOU!!!
( here is a sample call i'm dreaming up... )
how many of you would volunteer to give your services away for free, for like... one hour a week, IF... you could actually say what you normally say right after hitting the mute button?
i know I WOULD
just THINK of the possibilities... "ooh... seems like a pebkac (problem exists between keyboard and chair) error." "what does that mean?" "it means you should give this computer to a 9 year old who can actually do something useful with it."
valis
*positively giddy*
i just thought... of the most... kick ass... idea....
here is the plan... let's start up a site... or a company... or hell just hand out phone numbers on the web...
rule is, to the average newb customer having problems with their computer....
ABSOLUTELY FREE PHONE INTERNET/COMPUTER TECH SUPPORT.
THAT's RIGHT!!!
THE HIGHLY SKILLED technicians at valis enterprises TOTALLY FREE TECH SUPPORT will GLADLY help you with WHATEVER problems you may have, ABSOLUTELY FREE OF ANY AND ALL CHARGES!!
hell, let's get a 1800 number!!!!
now... as you know... no one really gets anything for free... so yes... there is ONE itty bitty widdle catch:
Our highly skilled technical staff has complete carte blanche when talking with you and helping you with your problem. they are free to say exactly what they think of the problem, it's source, and it's solution.
think you can handle that?
messed up your computer? can't get your email? WE CAN HELP YOU!!!
( here is a sample call i'm dreaming up... )
how many of you would volunteer to give your services away for free, for like... one hour a week, IF... you could actually say what you normally say right after hitting the mute button?
i know I WOULD
just THINK of the possibilities... "ooh... seems like a pebkac (problem exists between keyboard and chair) error." "what does that mean?" "it means you should give this computer to a 9 year old who can actually do something useful with it."
valis