People make me giggle or Why you shouldn't let relatives near your system

[polarbee.livejournal.com]

Me: Hi *store* service, this is Me, how can I help you?
Lady: Hi, you had my computer in a few weeks ago and rebuilt the operating system.
Me: Okay, what seems to be the problem?
Lady: Well, I installed my printer which worked fine before you people had my computer, but whenever I try to print anything, it shows Out Of Paper and I keep feeding in the paper but it doesn't work.  It worked fine before you people had my computer.
Me: Well...
Lady: I decided to let my son look at it when he visited, because you young people know everything about computers and he took a look at it and said (tone turns accusing) that you removed my printer port and that's why it's not working.
Me: Alright, please hold.

I then proceeded to giggle insanely for a minute.  Lady, you so funny.

Comments

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

i can't believe you people would be so mean as to do that to her computer.

YOU GIVE THAT PRINTER PORT BACK RIGHT NOW!!!

[chaoslore.livejournal.com]

It really was me....I snuck into *store* and stole it after they closed....and you can't have it back! I am l33t now that I have 2, count em 2, printer ports! MWA!

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

you shore are fast wit dat soldering iron!

[ex-starmande883.livejournal.com]

You know what would be creepy? If she brought it back to the shop, and the por t was missing.

[dmsalem00.livejournal.com]

Had a woman call up one time and swear everyone told her that her computer had no sound because the onsite tech who replaced her motherboard STOLE HER SOUND CARD.

That's right, system shipped with integrated sound. Had to explain to her what this meant. Installed her audio drivers. Computer has sound.