People make me giggle or Why you shouldn't let relatives near your system

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Me: Hi *store* service, this is Me, how can I help you?
Lady: Hi, you had my computer in a few weeks ago and rebuilt the operating system.
Me: Okay, what seems to be the problem?
Lady: Well, I installed my printer which worked fine before you people had my computer, but whenever I try to print anything, it shows Out Of Paper and I keep feeding in the paper but it doesn't work.  It worked fine before you people had my computer.
Me: Well...
Lady: I decided to let my son look at it when he visited, because you young people know everything about computers and he took a look at it and said (tone turns accusing) that you removed my printer port and that's why it's not working.
Me: Alright, please hold.

I then proceeded to giggle insanely for a minute.  Lady, you so funny.