Co-worker killing frenzy

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

N00BS! They're everywhere at my workplace now. Thank feck management hired more, but along with n00bs comes n00b grief.

We have a couple of gimps posting to our spam list with call notes they find HILARIOUS.

OUTLANDISH and STRANGE occurrences like CUSTOMERS OVERESTIMATING THE EXTENT OF OUR SUPPORT SCOPE AND WANTING HELP WITH A VIDEO CARD! HAHAH!

Or perhaps the timeless side-splitting jape of AN ELDERLY WOMAN NOT KNOWING HOW TO SCROLL AND ASKING FOR HELP WITH THAT!!! TOO GODDAMN FUNNY!.

Meh. At least they're taking calls.

Comments

[inahandbasket]

Ah, well. they'll soon become old, jaded, and cynical too. Don't worry.

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

I'm not old, but I'm cynical.. I feel I could be more jaded if I tried.

[random-c.livejournal.com]

The trouble I had with the trainees was the almost complete lack of clue. I have no idea where we got them from but one of them didn't know what safe mode was.

[xdownfornowx.livejournal.com]

very scary

[xdownfornowx.livejournal.com]

so what is your scope of support?

[zig-mover.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAH ONCE I HAD THIS GUY, AND HE ACCIDENTALLY CALLED THE WRONG NUMBER THAT HE HAD WRITTEN DOWN FOR ALL THE COMPANIES HES BOUGHT STUFF THROGUH, AND HE WANTED HELP WITH HIS CD ROM DRIVE.

GET IT?

[katyism.livejournal.com]

I'm glad we don't have such a list in our office.

Then again if people want to laugh about stupid calls they got, they yell across the rows of cubicles to each other instead. Making me not able to hear the calls I'm on very well.

Maybe we actually should get a list for that crap...

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Its just for amusing crap that isn't work.

[tjernobyl.livejournal.com]

We've got a list of the best quotes on our common drive. Seems the best option, as we can giggle at it without bothering the others.

[methedras.livejournal.com]

*snort* Haha.


I wish we'd start hiring cool people again. Once upon a time we were filled with a majority of intelligent people, who also had an excellent sense of humour.

Now we just get dropkicks who live with mum n dad, and just got out of uni. Life experience not necessary.

[azmodai.livejournal.com]

Casey for intelligent spam.
vote 1.

Glad I got out of there.

[boredevilperson.livejournal.com]

Give em a month or so. They won't find any of those occurances funny anymore. Instead they'll be bitching on techsupport-support forums! ;-)