Turkey (the poultry not the country) support

[caitriona27.livejournal.com]

OK, so it's not "Tech" support - but we have to feel bad for them too..

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=74&u=/ap/20041119/ap_on_re_us/turkey_talk

Comments

[malgrep.livejournal.com]

They should just tell them to stuff the turkey with popcorn. Then, when the turkey blows itself out of the oven and across the room, they know it's done.

[boredevilperson.livejournal.com]

See? It's not that computers are difficult, people REALLY ARE STUPID. :-)

[caitriona27.livejournal.com]

There was any doubt??

[swwinchester.livejournal.com]

No. There was NEVER any doubt. So sayeth the front-line face-man of tech support.

And this was definately 'tech' support, as cooking is hardly a 'basic skill'. Anything that falls outside of the concept of basic skills (Walking, breathing, chewing food, seeking shelter during a rainstorm, reproducing*, and avoiding blatantly obvious ways to die) and that has a hotline for help is some variety of technical support. Those fine, upstanding people who need help with the basic skills are what gives those of us who provide the technical support a good laugh via such means as watching them compete for Darwin Awards.

* - Please note, reproduction and sex are absolutely seperate concepts, and sex is definately no basic skill, as it involves knowledge of contraceptives and thier proper use to prevent sex from BECOMING reproduction ...

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

What illustrious learning institution did you get your diploma from? The University of Duuuuuh?!

[boredevilperson.livejournal.com]

Nothing quite so prestigious. I went to the University of Um.

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Your icon of stewie : At the moment that is taken from he is saying the Duuuuh part of that quote... In case you didn't know..

"My comedy stylings are never appreciated"

[boredevilperson.livejournal.com]

hehe Don't worry I got what you were saying :-)