OK, so it's not "Tech" support - but we have to feel bad for them too..
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=74&u=/ap/20041119/ap_on_re_us/turkey_talk
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=74&u=/ap/20041119/ap_on_re_us/turkey_talk