techrecovery | Apr. 19th, 2009

Yesterday was one of those days where the odd ones came out in full force and I snagged me one. BTW, anything in brackets are my thoughts and bolded are the IMs between the supervisor (SupersSup!) who was listening in and me.

Crazy Person: I NEED A TECH OUT AND HELP I'M LOCKED OUT AND I CAN'T GET INTO THE WORLD!

Me: The world?

Crazy Person: YEAH THE WOOOOOORRRRLD..... (He was really trailing it like that)

Me: ........

Crazy Person: ..........

Me: Of Warcraft?
*SuperSup: Sprofle!*

Crazy Person: NO NOT A STUPID VIDEO GAME ! THE WORLD. THE ONE YOU LIVE IN. THE WOOOOOORLD! The one you where you do stuff, like go to work and have sex with people! (Ohhh yes, he said it just like that.) I can see the door to it every time I close my eyes!
*SuperSup: Ask him if he took a red pill or a blue pill! *Me: NO! I am not pulling it up into another level of crazy!*

Me: Ooookay. I don't see any issues with your services, so if I send a tech out you will be billed for it.

Crazy Person: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! YOU GUYS TRAPPED ME IN MY HOUSE AND I WANT TO GO OUT TO THE WOOOOOOOORRRRRRLLD!

Me: I am sorry sir, but if I send someone and they do not find a issue with your services they WILL bill you for it.

Crazy Person: I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE PRESIDENT! NOOOOOOW.

Me: I'm sorry I don't have the ability to get the company presi...

Crazy Person: I DON'T MEAN THE COMPANY PRESIDENT! I MEAN THE PREEEEESIDENT!!!!

Me: I don't have that ability either. I can get you to a supervisor though!
*Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Guess who is getting this call?* *SuperSup: I know it will be they guy in.......NOOO IT R ME!!!* *Me: HA!*

Crazy Person: FINE I WILL TALK TO ONE OF THEM. BUT ONLY IF THEY CAN GET ME INTO THE WOOOOOOORLD!!!!

Me: I'm sure they will try their best! I'm going to transfer over in 3....2....1.
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After I transferred over to SuperSup he didn't talk to me for the rest of the night. I think his brain broke after that call.

I posted this to my journal first, go me!