Memo

[sgt-easton.livejournal.com]

To: Dell
From: sgt_easton
RE: Your Fucking Stupid Cases

To the Engineering Fuckwad in the R&D Department from a Few Years Ago:

A clamshell case was a bad idea from the drawing board. Why would you have big moving parts around tons of wires and sensitive components? Oh yeah, so more stuff breaks when the box is being serviced. The cases NEVER close properly and your power supply's wires are always in the way, causing me to spend time dressing cables that YOU should have.

Take Mr. Engineer outside and put a bullet in his head. If you do this, I **MIGHT** consider buying one of your POS machines next time.

....OK well probably not, but, I don't feel bad lying to you.

Thank you for your compliance in this critical matter.

Sincerely,
sgt_easton