Reasons I love my company, #eleventy

[omg-teh-funnay.livejournal.com]

Director of my group walks over to my desk a few minutes back, we have the following conversation:

D: Why is $Sales_engineer running the beta OS on an eval customer site?
OMG: Because he's a fucking idiot.
D: Then that's what I'm telling everyone. I'll find a nicer way, but yes. He's a fucking idiot.

<3 it here. One year, two months, nine days and I still like my job.

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[goes-kaboom.livejournal.com]

It may be just me, but does anyone else get really really sick of customers trying to be cute and excusing the fact they're just not listening to your directions and clicking on/disabling things at fucking random by saying "I'm computer illiterate" (or the charming equivalent, "I'm computer retarded")?

Jesus, I know, that's why you're calling us. Now stop talking over me, listen to my directions, and STOP CLICKING THINGS UNLESS I TELL YOU OTHERWISE. And it's always left click unless I tell you. Yes, ALWAYS. Argh.