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[misfit4leaf.livejournal.com]

Saying that "my boss said I can't have, you know, whatever", does not not give me an accurate description of your problem.

*flail*

Dear Lusers,

[manuka.livejournal.com]

Calling up the helpdesk and asking "is the server down?" is not helpful.

1) We have several *dozen* servers. Kindly be a little more specific about what you're having a problem with. That will allow us to make a better determination which (if any) of the servers is having a problem.

2) When a server goes down, we usually know about it long before you do, and in many cases, have it fixed before you've even noticed it.

kthxbai,

your IT crew

Computer, BE HEALED!

[penguin-attie.livejournal.com]

In the series of hilarious videos: homeopathy for computers.