You're a bit TOO young for me.

[attackgypsy.livejournal.com]

me: old call center phoney jockey
her: young user.


me: (does standard greeting)
her: (explains problem, which only requires a reboot to get her back up and running, and we confirm the connection with the "company policy" ie: sales, sites)

her: Thank you so much.
me: You're quite welcome.
her: Where are you located?
me: CT (we're required to say that. Company source of pride)
her: Ever come down to NJ at all
me: Sure (when I feel the need to gag)
her: Call me when you get here, and we'll go out.
me: Ummm... sorry, but you're a bit too young for me.
her: You can't be older than 22. You sound young...
me: add 20 years, and a wife for 18 of them.
me: (standard closing)

So, I got hit on by a caller. Wonder if it got monitored. Bet they're laughing at it.