You wouldn't believe it unless you saw it yourself.

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

A collegue of mine, Nigel, had an interesting call yesterday:

I actually got a call from a guy reporting an O#### cable down in the area in the night.

The guy said "umm yeah some guy has run into a heap of stuff with a tanker and damaged some T**** mobile satelite dishes and knocked down some telegraph poles with an O#### cable attached to it"....................

I thought he said "tanker" (like a truck or whatever) but what he really meant was "TANK" .................

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22072584-2,00.html