You're a bit TOO young for me.

[attackgypsy.livejournal.com]

me: old call center phoney jockey
her: young user.


me: (does standard greeting)
her: (explains problem, which only requires a reboot to get her back up and running, and we confirm the connection with the "company policy" ie: sales, sites)

her: Thank you so much.
me: You're quite welcome.
her: Where are you located?
me: CT (we're required to say that. Company source of pride)
her: Ever come down to NJ at all
me: Sure (when I feel the need to gag)
her: Call me when you get here, and we'll go out.
me: Ummm... sorry, but you're a bit too young for me.
her: You can't be older than 22. You sound young...
me: add 20 years, and a wife for 18 of them.
me: (standard closing)

So, I got hit on by a caller. Wonder if it got monitored. Bet they're laughing at it.

Comments

[the-ninja-style.livejournal.com]

OMG I get hit on now and then myself and I think, "You have NO idea what I look like, how old I am, or anything about me. Why would you hit on me?"
We must have some sexay voices :D

[canray.livejournal.com]

Two marriage proposals, one request to have my baby, and an invitation to some hot gay sex.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

What about after lunch?

[canray.livejournal.com]

No, that's all I ever had at the last Tech Job I did.

Wasn't popular enough a person, I guess.

[laptop-mechanic.livejournal.com]

Here's one of mine:

http://laptop-mechanic.livejournal.com/47885.html

[forever-damned.livejournal.com]

The only client to hit on me was a creepy chainsmoking 47yr old woman in a wheelchair who had possibly the most strange stories about her life I have ever heard.

Then again, it is early days.

[wyldthyng.livejournal.com]

"Can I keep your number?" (I'm a cellphone tech)
"Sure, but it's a work number so you never know who might be getting the message."
"LOL ok nevermind then".

This is after he called me cutie and told me I was "awesome" for fixing his text messages (hence having "my" number... tested messaging to make sure it was working)... he's about 20 and I'm almost 28. Um, yeah. And... let's just say there were clear indications that he had a gf already, too. HAHA

[kyidyl.livejournal.com]

In 5 years of working at AOL:

6 Marriage proposals
1 offer to move to south carolina and she'd pay for me to open a computer repair place if I'd fix hers for free.
1 offer for a discount on a Lexus (this guy lived in the next town over.).
Hit on too many times to count. The one I remember was right after I pierced my tongue, when it was still healing and thus I sounded funny, and he asked about it.
1 drunk guy read me poetry and told me he wanted to return his wife to the wife store and get a refund. This guy actually got mad when I told him he couldn't have my phone number. This guy was actually after I got promoted to a supervisor.

[the-ninja-style.livejournal.com]

HAHA the wife store, that is great.

[ateji.livejournal.com]

I know women who only date computer-knowledgable types, just so they can get free tech support.

[mariasama16.livejournal.com]

Lord, I'd almost rather get the ones younger than me flirting with me. Gotta tell ya, having guys who are old enough to be my father (or older) flirt with me creeps me out. I even know that they're way too old for me because one of our security questions is their birthdate.

[gesundyke]

Yeah, I got offered sex once. :P