When people download evals of our software off our site, we send them weekly reminders telling them how much longer their evaluation is, blah blah blah. Oftentimes, we get responses to these emails with stuff like "I tried it and I don't like it, but thanks" or "so far I am having trouble with _____" - and that's fine. I don't care why you don't like it. I didn't write it. BUT this one takes the cake. Here's a reply I got today from someone evaluating our firewall:
Dear Support
Thanks for your email
Since I downloaded the software, I have not been able to use it as I dont have
internet access.
I will try and give you feed back when my internet is restored.
Thank you
Um... yeah... so how did they...? Or? You know what? Nevermind. Just nevermind.