Who are you? WHERE ARE YOU?
Jul. 18th, 2006 09:37 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Me: Help Desk. Gilmoure Speak-
EB: Need java!
Me: What is your name?
EB: EB. I need Java.
Me: What seems to be the probelm?
EB: I. Need. Java. It's for a web course.
Me: What course are you taking?
EB: It's XYZ123. Says I need java.
Me: Can I remote in?
EB: Yes.
Me: Hmmm...Can't connect. Are you on abc123 desktop computer?
EB: No, I'm in the lab.
Me: What is the number of the computer you're on? (trying to hide the sounds of me eating my computer speaker, to keep from grinding my teeth in rage!)
EB: Oh yeah, I guess you need that.
And it went downhill from there. Why do users think we have super magic happy telepathy beany hats on and a magic wand stuffed up our ass that we can wave to make everything in the user's world sparkly and shiney? We have almost 20,000 computers here. If you're not in your office, let me know!
EB: Need java!
Me: What is your name?
EB: EB. I need Java.
Me: What seems to be the probelm?
EB: I. Need. Java. It's for a web course.
Me: What course are you taking?
EB: It's XYZ123. Says I need java.
Me: Can I remote in?
EB: Yes.
Me: Hmmm...Can't connect. Are you on abc123 desktop computer?
EB: No, I'm in the lab.
Me: What is the number of the computer you're on? (trying to hide the sounds of me eating my computer speaker, to keep from grinding my teeth in rage!)
EB: Oh yeah, I guess you need that.
And it went downhill from there. Why do users think we have super magic happy telepathy beany hats on and a magic wand stuffed up our ass that we can wave to make everything in the user's world sparkly and shiney? We have almost 20,000 computers here. If you're not in your office, let me know!