Ahh. the new job...
Apr. 19th, 2006 03:34 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Well, I work in a center that assists hotel guests that are having issues with the in-room High Speed Internet Access. Here are some of the things that just freaking annoy the hell out of me...
1) Calling in 5 minutes before your next appointment. Hey, you should know that if it didn't just start working when you turned that laptop on, it's not likely to be a quick fix
2) GET OFF THE FREAKING SPEAKERPHONE!!!!!! Why do you feel the need to even use it. The first clue should be the fact that you can't understand what I am saying, so how do you expect to handle a simple task such as running IPCONFIG. (ICONSIG, IPONFIG, INFIG, etc and this was with just one person but it happens all of the time.
3) I don't support billing issues. If you pay for but do not use the Playboy Channel (or used it but don't want it to show up on the room charge listing) in your room, you don't tell the maintenance man or the cable company to give you your money back, do you? Call the damn front desk and leave me alone.
4) Listen to ME! YOU called ME for help. If you are such a freaking "computer whiz" why the hell are you sitting in my queue? In addition, restarting your computer after every instruction I give you will get you a ticket number and you told to call back later when the computer finishes rebooting. I don't have the time to sit on the line while your spyware infested computer takes 20 minutes to restart.
5) Leave the Wireless Radio switch alone. This would be the reason why you keep losing your wireless connection you MORON! You would think that the little 12 volt christmas light bulb above your head would have gone off after the first 5 times this happened.
6) Whiners. "I have a headache and I don't want this to take long." I have a headache too because The Nanny voice that is coming over my headset is scrambling my brain cells. Not to mention the fact that you haven't listened to a damn thing I've said so far.
7) No sir, I cannot wait on the line while you run to the lobby for your food, etc. I have a queue of 20 other idiots still waiting. You will need to call back. Preferably after you have completed your meal so I don't have to hear you chewing like a freaking cow chewing on cud.
8) Do not call me when you have been drinking, smoking (not nicotine), had some fun with "Tina" or any of her other friends. When you tell me that you see three login screens on the one monitor with it maximized, it is time for you to put the phone down and then put yourself down in the bed and sleep it off. That, and I will not be the one who will have to listen your hungover, "coming down" ass in the morning as I will be sleeping or doing some of that stuff myself.
1) Calling in 5 minutes before your next appointment. Hey, you should know that if it didn't just start working when you turned that laptop on, it's not likely to be a quick fix
2) GET OFF THE FREAKING SPEAKERPHONE!!!!!! Why do you feel the need to even use it. The first clue should be the fact that you can't understand what I am saying, so how do you expect to handle a simple task such as running IPCONFIG. (ICONSIG, IPONFIG, INFIG, etc and this was with just one person but it happens all of the time.
3) I don't support billing issues. If you pay for but do not use the Playboy Channel (or used it but don't want it to show up on the room charge listing) in your room, you don't tell the maintenance man or the cable company to give you your money back, do you? Call the damn front desk and leave me alone.
4) Listen to ME! YOU called ME for help. If you are such a freaking "computer whiz" why the hell are you sitting in my queue? In addition, restarting your computer after every instruction I give you will get you a ticket number and you told to call back later when the computer finishes rebooting. I don't have the time to sit on the line while your spyware infested computer takes 20 minutes to restart.
5) Leave the Wireless Radio switch alone. This would be the reason why you keep losing your wireless connection you MORON! You would think that the little 12 volt christmas light bulb above your head would have gone off after the first 5 times this happened.
6) Whiners. "I have a headache and I don't want this to take long." I have a headache too because The Nanny voice that is coming over my headset is scrambling my brain cells. Not to mention the fact that you haven't listened to a damn thing I've said so far.
7) No sir, I cannot wait on the line while you run to the lobby for your food, etc. I have a queue of 20 other idiots still waiting. You will need to call back. Preferably after you have completed your meal so I don't have to hear you chewing like a freaking cow chewing on cud.
8) Do not call me when you have been drinking, smoking (not nicotine), had some fun with "Tina" or any of her other friends. When you tell me that you see three login screens on the one monitor with it maximized, it is time for you to put the phone down and then put yourself down in the bed and sleep it off. That, and I will not be the one who will have to listen your hungover, "coming down" ass in the morning as I will be sleeping or doing some of that stuff myself.