Warning! Warning! My brain is flailing wildly!

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Hi there
I've just checked my DSL account status online and it says the following:
"Active: Account is ready to use "

Can you tell me if that means my ADSL account is ready to use?

My brain just imploded. Beginning stack dump.

[toxico.livejournal.com]

As verbatim as I could get it.

Me: Okay, open Windows Explorer. We need to change the file extension from .txt to .exe.
We'll call him 'Zeke': Uh... hol' on. *calls back to coworker* Does we have Windows Explorer?
Coworker ('Sallie Ray'): ....No, we have.... uh, Microsoft.
Me: .... Go to Start, then Pro...
Zeke: SALLIE RAE! Brang me a note pad, he's givin me a strang of stuff to do an' I ain't got the gumption to 'member it.
Sallie Ray: Aint' you on a computer? You have a note pad on it!
Zeke: Ohh yeah.
Me: OMGWTFREDNEX~!

Finally, they find Windows Explorer after typing in the instructions to do so and change the option to show file extensions.

Me: Okay, now rename the file extension from .txt to .exe.
Zeke: I already did!
Me: Oh, okay, so it should be myciocleanup.exe now. Double cl...
Zeke: No, I did that before. It says exe.txt.
Me: *shudder* Rename it to myciocleanup.exe.

And so on, and so forth...

My Morning Starts Out Like This...

[fuego.livejournal.com]

-"So where are you located?"
-"Baltimore."
-"Oh! so that's where the 1-800 area code is located!"

*facepalms*

Old people using a computer (rant ahead)

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

Old People Wanting to use a computer...

( RANT! )

Oh, this days gets better and better. This guy has been bitching for 1/2 about his computer. He's old as my last caller. Here's an idea, stop downloading the spyware/weather/virus s*t!!!

*dies*

I need a drink, but can't. I'm only 20!