techrecovery | My brain just imploded. Beginning stack dump.

As verbatim as I could get it.

Me: Okay, open Windows Explorer. We need to change the file extension from .txt to .exe.
We'll call him 'Zeke': Uh... hol' on. *calls back to coworker* Does we have Windows Explorer?
Coworker ('Sallie Ray'): ....No, we have.... uh, Microsoft.
Me: .... Go to Start, then Pro...
Zeke: SALLIE RAE! Brang me a note pad, he's givin me a strang of stuff to do an' I ain't got the gumption to 'member it.
Sallie Ray: Aint' you on a computer? You have a note pad on it!
Zeke: Ohh yeah.
Me: OMGWTFREDNEX~!

Finally, they find Windows Explorer after typing in the instructions to do so and change the option to show file extensions.

Me: Okay, now rename the file extension from .txt to .exe.
Zeke: I already did!
Me: Oh, okay, so it should be myciocleanup.exe now. Double cl...
Zeke: No, I did that before. It says exe.txt.
Me: *shudder* Rename it to myciocleanup.exe.

And so on, and so forth...