techrecovery | (no subject)

This was an email I recieved at work, I found it humorous...

I just had to write and let me know how much I think you for personally delivering to my home the red decorative door hanger. Which CEO thought up this idea. Have you considered checking my account prior to sending out a personal door hanger upper. Where do I apply for that position. If it didn't take my payment 6 days or better to post on your etimesaver website, your delivery person might not be so busy and our cable bill might be cheaper. Makes me wonder. How many of those door hangers do you guys hang daily? I will not be leaving a check outside my front door tomorrow, instead I will leave a print out of my payment history showing the payment posting with brighthouse on the 15th. If my cable is subsequently terminated, It may stay terminated and your customer will be gone. Along with word of mouth. Thanks again you your continued, personal, support.

If you pay yoru GD bill on time - this won't happen!