PC Task Force

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

There should be a task force, that I would gladly contribute tax money towards that would seize the computers of the inept so they can be used by some one who knows how to properly operate/maintain them. When I get some moron on the phone, I should be able to hit a big red button that would summon an Apache Helicopter to the person's residence. The task force would then repel down and bust through the windows - throw some tear gas for good measure - grab the computer and then take it to a shelter where it can be rehabilitated/upgraded and adopted.

Comments

[conglacio.livejournal.com]

lol
I don't take such a hard line, but I do seriosly think that the following should be done...

a stupid tax...

when getting a copmputer, the person's skills and need are taken into account. therefore, if, like the average BT BrokenWorld customer, they are idiots and they want to buy a Cray UberMegaTron 10000 with 32 core, 128bit 8Ghz dual processors, a metric fuckton of disk space and a backbone internet connection, but just want to use it for the occasional email, (seriosly, they do this) then they should pay a massive tax.

This tax would partly go towards paying tech support people better, and partly go towards helping poor techies afford proper PCs.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

Hey, we rescue pets from people who abuse them. Why not computers.

C'mon Timmy, we're going down to the pound. Mebbe' we'll find an Alien Wares machine!

[kallell.livejournal.com]

I love apache Helicopters, but they dont hold extra crew, they can blow shit up REAL good tho

The apache would need to be support for a blackhawk

=~_^=

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

you say blackhawk, I say apache, let's call the whole thing off

Re: =~_^=

[kallell.livejournal.com]

i say a-10 warthog!

[jon787.livejournal.com]

Damnit, I was gonna nitpick that.


I vote for the AH-6 though.

[kallell.livejournal.com]

my first guess is thats the cobra, but i dont think it is. but the apache is so beautiful anyways

[shirenomad]

As a City of Heroes gamer, I read this in an entirely different manner than intended the first time through. (Task Forces are lengthy multiple-mission arcs performed by a team of heroes. My hero is now, in my mind, rescuing the computer hostages from the nefarious Dr. Luser.)

[alanademonkitty.livejournal.com]

Make sure to have a defender to boost your Electrical resistance. It tales awhile for him to figure out how to use it, but the Luser Laser can force a hero to hit his or her head on a desk until they fall unconcious.

Apache Helicopter

[crazdgamer.livejournal.com]

Man, if a task force can repel from it, then that has to be one kickass webserver.