PC Task Force

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There should be a task force, that I would gladly contribute tax money towards that would seize the computers of the inept so they can be used by some one who knows how to properly operate/maintain them. When I get some moron on the phone, I should be able to hit a big red button that would summon an Apache Helicopter to the person's residence. The task force would then repel down and bust through the windows - throw some tear gas for good measure - grab the computer and then take it to a shelter where it can be rehabilitated/upgraded and adopted.