Not strictly tech support, but...

[fixerkitty.livejournal.com]

Why the hell can't they hand out cases of these to anyone who uses a computer in a corporate setting, or home users buying a new machine? It'd be a godsend.

(x-posted to mine)

Comments

[twistedsyx.livejournal.com]

shit dude, I'd just say, put a capsule or 7 in each consumer grade electronic product. The instructions on the bottle should say, "Take 1-3 of these pills at least 1 hour before calling tech support."

[fixerkitty.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to specify "take by mouth only" and "RTFM simultaneously with medication." Maybe they can put them on those bright red side labels or something.

[twistedsyx.livejournal.com]

well, yes, I think that would be a given. I'm somehow thinking a photochop may be in order....

[fixerkitty.livejournal.com]

Well, a lot of things are 'given' in this field and morons STILL fuck it all up. And yes, please Photoshop this! That would rock. ;) Be sure to share though. ;)

[piepants.livejournal.com]

Put a huge dose of the stuff in the water supply. Please.

Thank you.

[ihateemo.livejournal.com]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_End_of_the_Whole_Mess)

[fixerkitty.livejournal.com]

Problem is, that's already a good-sized chunk of the human race. No chemicals required. :/

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

I really hope they figure out how to aerosolize this. That way you could just spray obnoxious customers in the face! It'd be like those people who keep water spritzers on hand to train cats.

...I'd use my new-found power for good, I swear.

[major-error.livejournal.com]

"Aaugh! Stupid person!" *psssht!*

I think the company that sold such a product would be worth more than Microsoft ;)

[fixerkitty.livejournal.com]

I just had a scary thought, what if they had techsupport for that product?

"Umm, I don't know how to use this, I took it/sprayed it/whatever and nothing happened!"

*quakes in fear*

[fiannnachruinne.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, sir. You see, it's not that it didn't work. It's just that you are too stupid for it to have a noticable effect. I'm afraid this is just a user problem and can be fixed by rebooting your brain.