Concentrated pockets of stupid

[toxico.livejournal.com]

So far today I have had customers use the following terminology:

"havening" (...)
"suppository" (should be "repository")
"data tickling" (should be "data trickling")
"quarantine digestion" (should be "quarantine digest")

I've only taken three calls so far. As a side note, all these folks have been from Florida.

Comments

[toxico.livejournal.com]

I instantly envisioned a defrag interface much like the old DOS versions of Norton Disk Doctor from days of yore. Only as defragg(l)ing progressed, the blocks would sprout multicolored hair, dance around the screen and land in their new locations while 'Manuh Manuh' played in a loop.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Fraggles never did 'Manuh Manuh'

/pedant

[toxico.livejournal.com]

Aye, but Fraggles are Muppets, for all intents and purposes. That, and the Fraggle Rock theme doesn't... 'go.'

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Well under that logic you could use the theme to the Dark Crystal. They were after all, all created and operated by staff from the Jim Henson workshop.

/besides, what's wrong with the start bars of the fraggle theme? And some of the doozer songs could fit as well...

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

No but they should have.

My best friend says my first girlfriend looked like a fraggle.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

Live through the 80's? A LOT of people looked liked Fraggles. Especially Red.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

Pack your bytes away
Bitshift for another day
Copy, paste, display
Run Defraggle.com

Work the disk to dust
Metal oxides, so much rust
Reclustering's a must
Run Defraggle.com

Straighten the array
Minimise the fetch delay
If it starts to stray
Run Defraggle.com
Run Defraggle.com
Run Defraggle.com
(Run Defraggle.com)