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Hi _______, i have paid for your firewall and anti-spyware,? and i have registered the code , for each purchase, twice.? Once on the day of purchase, and then again last week. This notice i received yesterday is asking me to register for the THIRD time.? My mind is boggled, your service works like a charm and is as warm and fuzzy to contemplate as a basket of kittens.? Investigate, and lay soothing words of knowledge upon my brow, i am curious as to why i am getting the service in an excellent manner but being nagged by hints of non-payment.? Is Satan involved here??? Cast him out [ or her, to be correct ] and ease my worry.? This has me so concerned that I nicked myself this morning while shaving my genitals [ a requirement for my ministry and protected by the 5th amendment ] and I fear a worse , and possibly tragic ,? occurence on the morrow.? Thanks for Your concern,??
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