what do you want from me?!

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

I  am convinced that my company advertises only at mental institutes and the special olympics.  Here's undeniable proof:

Hi _______, i have paid for your firewall and anti-spyware,? and i have registered the code , for each purchase, twice.? Once on the day of purchase, and then again last week. This notice i received yesterday is asking me to register for the THIRD time.? My mind is boggled, your service works like a charm and is as warm and fuzzy to contemplate as a basket of kittens.? Investigate, and lay soothing words of knowledge upon my brow, i am curious as to why i am getting the service in an excellent manner but being nagged by hints of non-payment.? Is Satan involved here??? Cast him out [ or her, to be correct ] and ease my worry.? This has me so concerned that I nicked myself this morning while shaving my genitals [ a requirement for my ministry and protected by the 5th amendment ] and I fear a worse , and possibly tragic ,? occurence on the morrow.? Thanks for Your concern,??
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Comments

[photosinensis.livejournal.com]

Shaved genitals is a requirement for a ministry? What is he doing, preaching the gospel while stripping at bachelorette parties?

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

Taking "The Word" directly to the sinners... ;-)

[dukesnorre.livejournal.com]

What's with the insane amounts of question marks?

Interesting ministry, though. Shaven genitals and satan-as-a-woman.

[jecook]

The questions marks are probably the email program's way of saying "I have no frelling clue what charecter he just typed in this space". I see it all the time with firefox and kanji.

[flainn.livejournal.com]

I wish my days were as entertaining...

[spaz-own-joo.livejournal.com]

Probably a good idea to _____ out your subscriber's name too.

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

I took out his email address and that isn't his name - should have made a note of that >< I wanted to keep the placing of their numerous question marks

[kizayaen.livejournal.com]

Nuttier than a fruitcake.

[dk.livejournal.com]

lol @ "her, to be correct"