call me mischevious, call me a bitch

[knittinggoddess.livejournal.com]

But sometimes, I just want to give people horribly wrong answers, particularly to less serious questions such as inquiries about staplers and printing costs.
No, we have no staplers. Printing is $0.50/page. If you leave your lab computer unattended, we will donate your possessions to Goodwill.

Okay, maybe that last part is true, or should be.

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[omg-teh-funnay.livejournal.com]

I've told callers all sorts of stuff. One lady responded to my comment of "Well, I can fix it, But I need duct tape, a carbattery and a butter knife" with "Gimme 10 minutes"

My favorite question is "What does it mean when..."

I always say "It means you're going to die."

[knittinggoddess.livejournal.com]

haha nice.

I did tell a thesising senior that she was fucked. Mere days before theses were due, even.

But she was a friend and knew my tendency to say horrible things.