call me mischevious, call me a bitch

[knittinggoddess.livejournal.com]

But sometimes, I just want to give people horribly wrong answers, particularly to less serious questions such as inquiries about staplers and printing costs.
No, we have no staplers. Printing is $0.50/page. If you leave your lab computer unattended, we will donate your possessions to Goodwill.

Okay, maybe that last part is true, or should be.

Comments

[insomnius.livejournal.com]

What's a stapler?

[knittinggoddess.livejournal.com]

for a while we called ourselves Stapler User Services because that seemed like the only support we gave.

[insomnius.livejournal.com]

Heh. We have a display for our queue of calls ... when it's empty it says No Callers. "No Callers" has become something of an unofficial motto.

[knittinggoddess.livejournal.com]

"No callers" is an amazing state to be in.