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May. 5th, 2006 11:46 amI can't stand it when a luser sends an email to the help desk and ends it with something like "HELP!!!" or "Please help me!!!!" Any email with such an ending gets aged for 24 hours. Excessive punctuation, pleading or capitalization will bump that up to 36 hours.
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Date: 2006-05-05 04:27 pm (UTC)people who annoyed me at my last job got the same treatment.
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Date: 2006-05-05 04:33 pm (UTC)So its like cheese?
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Date: 2006-05-06 12:12 am (UTC)Well, no. They call me the helpdesk, but really I'm employed just to use my body weight to hold this chair down and stop it from escaping.
In addition, how the fuck do I know if I can help you or not until you tell me what the problem is? Can't print? Yeah, I can help. Itchy rash on your privates? You're talking to the wrong guy.
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