Just a tip

[sacredlyprofane.livejournal.com]

It's not difficult.
If you are calling about your computer, and looking for tech support...how about having the machine in front of you?
That'd be swell.

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[jjjiii]

Can't you just fix it?

[sacredlyprofane.livejournal.com]

My powers of ESP were sucked out by the last woman, who kept pulling the plug on her computer every time I told her to do it to her modem.

[thecolorblue.livejournal.com]

ah! that has happened to me soooo many times!

"could you please powercycle the router -- by pulling the plug out of the back of the router, waiting 20 seconds and then plugging it back into the router?"

notice i said "router" 3 times? yet they still restart their computer. AH!

[ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com]

They did that to me all the time. Sure helped my average handle times, so I never bitched too much.

[sacredlyprofane.livejournal.com]

Yah, but then they want to yell for a bit. Which I suppose gives me a chance to read LJ.

[ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com]

That's what the mute button was for. Got pretty good at letting the random customer rants blow over, pretending like I actually gave a crap :).

Eh, usually it was Slashdot for me while they were venting. LJ usually got too wanksty for me at work, but if /. got that way I could always pass it off as pertinent to work.

[sacredlyprofane.livejournal.com]

I am the queen of the mute button.

[grayhawkfh.livejournal.com]

What, you mean you can't fix my computer while I'm barreling down the interstate at 80 mph? And you call yourself a technical support rep?

[sacredlyprofane.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY the situation.
I know, I'm disgraceful.

[notthebuddha.livejournal.com]

And just that computer. Please don't switch in the middle. ESPECIALLY if someone else wants to use that one.

[prozacnation.livejournal.com]

"Is our connection working?"

"Are you at home to troubleshoot?"

"No I'm in the parking lot of the grocery store [two kids yelling in the background] and my husband just ran in to get something. He told me to call you before we got home to make sure the connecion is working."

And this is urgent in what way? Does he need to get off when he gets home?

[duality.livejournal.com]

switch it on hell, i'd be happy if they were just in the same building as their equipment. calling about your printer problems when you're in the car driving is the norm for the people i talk to.