it's called vibrate, yo
Jan. 17th, 2006 03:44 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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techrecoverydear coworker,
this morning marks the 5,708,923 time your phone has rung at work. this means i have heard your ringtone 5,708,923 times. while it is not the most annoying ringtone in the world, i was pretty much over it after the 3rd time. that means that the other 5,708,920 times have just increased my ire toward you and your stupid fucking cell phone.
somehow, you manage to ignore the multiple emails our boss has sent around about keeping our phones on vibrate. somehow, despite everyone else's ability to turn their phones on vibrate, you insist on having it ring. i suppose your penis is also incredibly large.
if you were a car, you would be a hummer. your conspicous consumption is SERIOUSLY harshing my mellow.
love and kisses,
me
this morning marks the 5,708,923 time your phone has rung at work. this means i have heard your ringtone 5,708,923 times. while it is not the most annoying ringtone in the world, i was pretty much over it after the 3rd time. that means that the other 5,708,920 times have just increased my ire toward you and your stupid fucking cell phone.
somehow, you manage to ignore the multiple emails our boss has sent around about keeping our phones on vibrate. somehow, despite everyone else's ability to turn their phones on vibrate, you insist on having it ring. i suppose your penis is also incredibly large.
if you were a car, you would be a hummer. your conspicous consumption is SERIOUSLY harshing my mellow.
love and kisses,
me
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Date: 2006-01-18 03:27 am (UTC)