Sometimes you can just know.

[geekgrrl-ca.livejournal.com]

Sometimes you can just tell that the caller is going to be a little slow (and by a little slow I mean they have a problem with blinking and breathing at the same time, never mind right clicking) before you even get to the aol email address. With some callers I can tell before they finish giving me their phone number (the first thing I ask for before I even have their name).

How fast can you tell when your caller is a mouth breathing fish for brains moron?

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[daerlyn.livejournal.com]

When they start off the conversation with some lame-ass pun referring to your company's (old and long since altered)name and the lack of service they are receiving.

ESPECIALLY when the problem turns out to be related to their lack of IQ.