Sometimes you can just know.

[geekgrrl-ca.livejournal.com]

Sometimes you can just tell that the caller is going to be a little slow (and by a little slow I mean they have a problem with blinking and breathing at the same time, never mind right clicking) before you even get to the aol email address. With some callers I can tell before they finish giving me their phone number (the first thing I ask for before I even have their name).

How fast can you tell when your caller is a mouth breathing fish for brains moron?

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[ihateemo.livejournal.com]

When I ask for their username and they say:

a) "Sure, my username is $WHATEVER"
b) "Is that my e-mail address?"
c) "Whut's that?"

I have a sixth sense about people. I can usually figure them out pretty quickly. Which is helpful when your job involves idiots.